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Steven · by **Steven** » 20 May 2008, 10:16

Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol:

Faw_Peter · by **Faw_Peter** » 28 May 2008, 19:41

that's funny, have any other Steve?

willyoumind · by **willyoumind** » 18 Aug 2008, 12:05

Steven wrote:Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive."

Oh my god, this is truly hilarious and the most creative jokes that I have ever heard lol

Nice one, Steve

Martin · by **Martin** » 27 Dec 2009, 10:29

Really creative and scientific joke. :haha

There is one more:
Q: What does a joyful Santa say about chemistry?
A: HOH, HOH, HOH!

Laurentine · by **Laurentine** » 29 Dec 2009, 07:36

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium! :mrgreen:

aimhigh · by **aimhigh** » 24 Mar 2010, 07:10

Lol, those are cute jokes.

Here's another one.

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.

"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.

olivia · by **olivia** » 09 Apr 2010, 06:54

Hello,

Nice collection of jokes. These are really hilarious. :lol:

I want to share with you one of my favorite:

Teacher: You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
Student:
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Regards,
Olivia

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