by Hardy » 19 Jun 2008, 17:46
10. "Well, basically, it's a Google."
on how he's conducting his VP search, Richmond, Virginia, June 9, 2008
9. "We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."
Kenner, Louisiana, June 3, 2008
8. "The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should. I've got Greenspan's book."
7. "I am a illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get."
after being asked whether us uses a Mac or a PC
6. "F**k you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room."
to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation
5. "No, I'm calling you a f*cking jerk."
to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked "Are you calling me stupid?"
4. "Only an a**hole would put together a budget like this ... I wouldn't call you an a**hole unless you really were an a**hole."
to Budget Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a Senate budget hearing
3. "I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'"
2. "I hated the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live."
1. "Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father."