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Though pets are not strange creatures, we humans say-not aloud of course-we have been alienated to the situation of "Stranger", so turning to beginning beside two sides of the dating there would be pets as if they had got something with us as we make love or at least while preparing to do it. And, as if to embarrass one of us, there might be in fact standing a big terrier-number three in size-or a Rottweiler next to us with either showing its tongue between sharp teeth! obviously we must be quickly recovered after putting it out of the door. The door? Oh our Lord, what an awkward things we could fancy in the cases of The Door! Could we see the possibility that through it every little door opened?

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Yes, shall you ask, but what's strange in that? Why it might not the hubbub of the Turkish tenant farmer's children. Maybe their footsteps would be audible now and who should look out to see who would be walking there without being afraid of to be too late for the dating time. Every religious stories ought to be based on the explanations simple, morally transparent, of course so I am to narrate each incident hoping to see your faces with a smile. Things would be right down seem queer to the people stranger from the point of Abraham's saviour and grandson-the Messiah, his faith. Thank you for your reading my compilations here.

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DATING FROM THE POINT OF RELIGION APPROACH OF THE NEW MESOPOTAMIANS, ALBERT CAMUS, AND STEPHAN HAWKING SHALL BE CARRIED ON WITH ACTUAL HEADLIGHTS ON THE NEXT MONDAY!

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"Dating in the same way" is something like "Swimming in the same river" and not possible from the-exactly correct-point of my beloved co-ancestors namely ancient Greeks besides the Semitic People (The Sons of Abraham) who provided the humanity with the one and only reality: Religion; yet one ought to remind the reader that there would be no reason or means for us to walk on the ways of the religion if Saint Augustine hadn't build the Institution of Belief as the best fortified worldly reality: Religion. Religion has got so much a huge roof above the heads of clear youth that they can seed the first steps of a decent dating aiming at to enrich the East and West European People with new generation a simple but magnificent procedure beginning with the wedding ceremony to end with a new beginning to give birth European Children who are not to live in the Europe only but in The America and Australia too!

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All dating sceneries are to have the same order reflecting one behind the other-while climbing some steps-or not side by side. One could see then you turned and asked: "Is this the right way to the enter a coffee house-STARBUCKS or not- or anywhere like a café in any phase of dating?" LORD BLESS US! This is really a question to ask in vain! The main problem from the point of dating is not to climb upstairs but to stopped and coming downstairs. We don't and cannot have any guarantee about the ending date of dating as we can ascertain its beginning, debut duration during the average dating time especially the period of both sides' introducing!

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Religiously there is nothing advised properly in the path of Humanly Dating-far from the mating of Hyenas- and none under sanctuaries can claim as "rather we have one but it can't be lived in". It's standards' sophisticated bundle belongs to the community within which the dating parts live and with the condition that no one has the right to apply anything for the management of dating otherwise it could be turn over to an old crippled way of life with which the community already had had to provide us for centuries.

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With one's wit one can manages the dating, but in such a way that one can hardly pass by the door of feelings of the lady young or old with whom one is to realize the dating! One must keep it in one's mind that the meticulous portrait of a female heart reflecting out of her chest is will be very strong always. The points of the nerves are always very much sensible with the perception made by suspicion, fear and being excessively circumspect. The most wretched way of dating under the female's defensive oppression may carry a disgrace to the male's experiences involving the love affairs, a disgrace to the soul which is supposed to be in need of self respect. None wants to contradict the honour of a man; his appearance provoked by innocent defence peculiar to all ladies but one ought to endure the censorship induced, peevish looking of the people roaming around the vicinity where the dating is to take place.

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Summarising the queer and tasteful matter-Dating, the author and the reader should share the same features with fearfully opened eyes, gray skins, dilated nostrils, absurdly pink hued cheeks, and very thoughtful wrinkles spreading all over the muscle areas of the face. Well, apropos the observations over the visible peculiarities of dating sides one may make a harsh remark that dating is a matter of weird fate sampling the initial steps of the different sides of-generally-the male and the female ,and none can express any great surprise at this state of dating affairs, furthermore then go on with an instinctive reaction: "The let's stop it!"

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While reading the religious text-Dating, don't turn left or right. You'll go straightforwardly to see the main signs of the male and the female at once. That of the man is timidity decorated with boldness and the other is about seeming timid in hidden boldness! That's it. I thank all dating pairs of the earth for my observations to discover the latent and overfed weirdness of dating compared with the marriage. I call all the readers now to walk past dating pairs while they try to regard the holy fruits of The modern conservative Blondie and the gentle but The lion hearted husband model-American Marines end their brethren (including Russians) namely the sword of Lord whose breath-The Messiah that is closer to the hearts of dating pairs and much more closer those pairs ready for wedding!

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The mankind has no way of guarding against the possibility that the dating pairs-pairs because the there may be eternal triangle: an e male two females or vice versa but dating obligatorily consists of only two persons who will had give themselves right or wrong directions, but they are determined to be put on artefact faces for not reflecting the sexual trends in the way of cheating or tending to make-in the genuine dialect of drug takers-group sex either by their self control forcing them to march past cordiality now and then, or by the fact that they have such remarkable affectation that can abandon all attempts to show each one's real face alongside the classical artistic mimics and gestures.

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Every instinct could direct the dating pairs to the places where beer, music and even dance available as well as the clean and serene corners to change kisses, and if the place they would go were dirty, why then for once they would simply kiss each other standing up or sitting down in dirt, if only to satisfy in accordance with their universal obligation to do something while dating which generally belongs to the Creator-Nature the Mom. Moreover, they not have much of a choice; it is already something which call them to date of which ways of life are muddy from the saliva, and it is a long way to the next stop to stop saliva and while kissing with clean mouths-the marriage.

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By now-speaking of the place, generally, and its tidiness- the male is not behind the female to choose the area where they should date, and yet after the marriage the turn would rather be of the female to be the fuehrer of the habitat choosing. Yes "home sweet home" is available within the conditions of both dating and sustaining marriage. Why the very word calling to mind "sustainable"? For marriage is similar to the economy policies of the state from the point of having had to be sustainable! Non-intended concoct of the male and female-DATING is not to trouble dating sides with the roof above their heads unless any further when they hear a virile mouse's squeak to tell them that he and his lady are to date-even to mate-there where they seem to choose a dirty place instead of the excretes of at least one hundred mice spread over the floor.

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After some queer manoeuvres peculiar to DATING they turn their faces against each other. Out of the darkness-for they both are in pitch dark about the mouth odour, stinking organs of production, and the most exaggerated sensibility ready to be shown even to the most, yes, trifling behaviours of the participants-they would try to do something under the influence of a group of platitude hopes, wish-full expects or non-scientifically probabilities that could rule out of those weird ones which could leave behind some colourful picnic type dating a woman hanged to the thickest branch of an ash-tree. I confess that in the romance induced days of the Tsars-like our beloved Nikolai who was slaughtered with his whole family members by aggressive atheist rebels namely the most abominable carnivorous killers of all times-our old Russian Samaritans had not used to carry witness about such wild crimes. The national European sort of Russian memoirs could then remember only the skirts of dating females shone as a big, real green emerald carrying embroidery wrought on a texture reflecting Anglo-Saxon's yellowish-actually-colourless taste, and fantastic hats over their heads, and their ivory shoulders glimpsing occasionally between the gaps or concourses of swaying wings to make the corners met with other ones belonging to the classical home-made shawls.

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In a stable or under roof of a kiosk "Dating" would naturally be unpleasant for two sides if they were not too much keen about sticking to illusions to exalt each other's smelling, touching, speaking, way of thinking and sense and sensibilities! If they hadn't started to spread false reports of mutual exalting through their own minds or imagination power before coming to the place chosen for dating, no matter of what kind, they would have been able to catch the mouth odours, wry smiling and thoughts swimming in distortions. For this reason The Religion shouldn't warn the woman or the man unless they would wake up to see the real findings related to the dating place and the real peculiarities of dating sides.
For an interval, here you are the most ancient Aramaic song of Dating:



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As for the classifying the types of dating we have the right to speak of four different ones:

DATING DICTATED BY THE SATAN: ONLY EVIL AND SOUR!


DATING CONTROLLED BY THE CREATOR-NATURE THE MOM: TEPID, INSIPID, AND YET COLOURFUL!


DATING INSPIRED BY THE MESSIAH-THE SAVIOUR: FRUITFULL ALWAYS!


DATING BASED ON THE LAST WORD THAT BELONGS ONLY TO THE LORD WHOSE JUDGEMENT

CANNOT BE MODIFIED

AND ENDS HAPPY ONCE AND FOREVER!

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Giving some impressions of romance from The European-Judeo Christian-Russia shall be absolutely sufficient to tell you the unique peculiarities of DATING IN THE UNIVERSE OF THE MESSIAH. Remember please that time of both the Creator's and The Saviour's parallel universes are synchronized. But the universe of the Creator-Nature the MOM may hardly look pure, lucid in promising happiness or a good output! As for the time of Satan that might reign any dating it cannot be regular: you know, it runs speedily at some occasions and unbearably slow sometimes for the male or the female or for both of them, and goes over to the pair not smoothly but scratching the skins of the bodies and the receptors of the souls to heal with the ointment of the time planning to disturb again peeling the old crust of the scars in the way of bleeding repeatedly! I would like to come the main point here: Before the Communist treacherous that has stabbed Christian Russians-maybe the most pious ones all over the world then-dating under the shadow of The Messiah's Universe which is parallel to and synchronized with that of the Creator-Nature the MOM since The day The LORD had given the permission to the creator to create Her own universe for us-the non-trainable adventurers who have and shall have sought to live among traps of the worldly life about which they cannot be trained over having been conscious of what sort of adventure they had jeopardized themselves and their children covering all future generations-thereafter would be evil directions imposed by the Creator-Nature the MOM and Her most favourite servant-if not friend-namely The Satan besides self-evident relationship between the two, we should shoulder the mission of EXPLORING RELIGION: To explore The Messiah i.e. the breath of THE LORD-The owner of the Creator and all Creations. If there is anything you ought to know first about the Messiah's Universe Dating Samples in Russia, let me speak of ROMANCE first: The Classical Russian Romance full of purity and idiocy.
But I don't want to narrate only theoretical aspects of The Russian Dating Format, I reiterate, but those irritated manner of general dating characters that could be seen happy to death by having been irritated at the threshold of the dating time soaked in sublimated dreams devoted to especially the female partner which I too was being thought by the people experienced in several kind of fancy preoccupations of purified dating!
I mind my business so my Classical Russian Dating Dreams are...
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Dostoyevsky could intervene here and remind of us everything about his hero after a long term dream or a dreamy dating. That's not all I ask you to reread the "The Notes From The Underworld/By Dostoyevsky". Halt! If you've not read it already don't toss your head with the evil intention to hit you skull against any utensil for instance a steel fray till making your hairy skin to bleed; that much you should not able to make out in the dark, and if you put your lights on why not to read it in the author's famous book or through the expression in my eyes.

Then watch it please:

MY RELIGIOUSLY COMMENTED MUSICAL MIX ON DAVID'S HARP WITH SANTANA'S PIECE:

PUT YOUR LIGHTS ON


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Apparently MAKAR DEVUSHKIN--the main male character of Dostoyevsky in the book- would have wanted to say something in the way of love if he had managed to date with the woman to whom he was used to be sending lovely letters. My dear readers: now keep still and listen the words of the real lover whose romance matches to the Messiah's bright shadow or rather dim light in his heart! Our encounter in the NARRATION OF RELIGION INDUCED DATING now seemed definitely coming to the end of its epoch of importance; I mean, important for going on to tell the dating samples of which great majority had not-and shall not-be realized! When someone called out, "The Real Lover!" It need must be addressing to MAKAR DEVUSHKIN. Probably for a moment one could not tell where the voice came from, but could see quite a few readers of mine-for instance one of them sitting at the table of his PC , his legs dangling down and knees bumping together-to whom I had been saying "Yes Sir, You're right...", and I have just heard that he wants to spend day and night in reading me if I were writing more than I used to do here.

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Now that I take my word and tell you the DATING ROMANCE IN REALITY of MAKAR DEVUSHKIN-one of my grand-grand fathers:

In a town of The European Russia, the name of which I have no desire to explain, MAKAR DEVUSHKIN lived not long before quite a few of those gentlemen in Turkish Indo-European City known as the Greeks' World ARZ-I RUM or ERZURUM used-after getting acquaintance with the European Civilization represented by the commanders of Russian Army-to criticise themselves relentlessly and making the Turkish Citizens the eternal stock of fun. The people of that remote Greek World- while the Honest and Great Army of Tsars has occupied that subarctic climate and middle sized city- the great European Russia's poet-PUSHKIN taught Armenians, Kurds, Volga Germans, Georgians, South SLAVO-Turkish fishermen-The LAZ, and pseudo Turkish Persians named as DADASH that they should keep their mind reality and in their heart: ROMANCE. So the people of the farthest Greek World of the Eurasia there have been happened a sudden impulse over the people of ERZURUM and they metamorphosed turning into human being leaving their other patriots in Smyrna, Konia, Antioch etc. to carry on with living as the ring of the evolution chain between the rats and Homo Faber of Aesthetics and the lover of modern Science.

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The Religious rules or regulations within The Russian Believer's Romance of DATING speak to everyone, but expects a reasonable obligation only from those to whom they are offered the sterile dating over their LOVE. But we must accept that love is the one and only way of criticising the Creator-Nature-The Mom who has got no ability of loving, and the theology linked critics can do it over being able to love The Lord-the owner of the Creator namely Nature The Mom instead of the errors of that weird mother who would tend to stand weird forever if The Messiah should not intervene at times!
Sterile Dating as lived by our characteristic kinsfolk like MAKAR DEVUSHKIN, or could be observed as A. Camus, Stephan Hawking and the poets of The New Mesopotamians have defined or has put in their behaviours as something to give a sample of it might not be absurd even if swaying between the good and bad points from the view of happiness built by a lover capable to love and the beloved worth to be loved!

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Taking the abovementioned good heartedly made speculations MAKAR DEVUSHKIN will naturally be able to explain us with whom he should be identified that used to spend on his hopeless love's object-his platonic darling who would be worth to be loved and to be paid not for going to the bed but for Sterile Dating, just as it would be explained clearly at the end of the previous instalment ad hoc Dating. "Please, reply the question form Dating Regulation Proposals of the religion" shall MAKAR DEVUSHKIN say to the mankind, who had already been sending words over the head of that very creation-The Mankind for a long time... Now shall not we take advantage of trying to understand his valour, validity, heroic love and peerless betrayal. He would sit at his table every evening like a master, and sit down above the love he nourished not for the sake of his darling but of improving his style...

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The lad who had been as the protagonist in the Dating Story taken place in ERZURUM of which some aristocrats had been taught before-at least-a century to be a member of humanity by our Russian's great poet PUSHKIN. The DADASH protagonist has been drawing a real human while The other people of Anatolia and Thrace would be in need of several millenniums for living the Turkish main character-wrestling gorilla and turning into the mankind.
Since the lad from ERZURUM has been behaving under the influence of lessons in the European Civilisation taught by both the great Poet Pushkin and Russian General Staff of the Tsar's Honest Army could see the house where his darling loved in a way of purifies Platonic sense and the inner parts of the housekeeper's daughter in her bedroom doing everything except going to the WC and imagining or even-God Forbid-making love on the cushions decorated with colours and shapes in the style of absolute sterilization that none could extract anything from them any living character of worldly life!

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Because of her age-under twenty-and because of her being the daughter of one the most prominent Professors of The High School, the lad has devoted almost his whole poor life to sterilize the girl's life in order to exclude all nasty routines: shitting, gurgling, longing for coitus generally, farthing, loosing temper and using slang words or even swearing at the disliked creatures and so on...
For the field of her daily life he could imagine only unimaginable things, who used to adhere poetical mottos: pinkie evening lights, seclusion in being to suffice herself, and remembering the dialogues with her friends focused on mocking everything but The Male first. Putting aside the age of this young man of ours-bordering on twenty-he has been of some hardy believes like sparing her appearance from the evil attention that could give way other males to carry her body lines in mind and to use those individually sanctified elements while might intend malice or to masturbate!, Our early riser and self imposed young great chevalier ought to be ready to be killed or to kill for the sake of her virginity. He has decided already that he would have his surname carried by herself or make her to live as a bachelorette to death (yet here there is some difference of opinion among the verdict of his reason and penalty of his heart because oppressing a lady being devoid of sex could be either a penalty or a sour fruit of relatively reasonable verdict ), although from reasonable conjectures it has seemed plain that she ought to be called either after her fathers' or the lover's family name. This should be of great importance to our tale; for it should not stray a hair's breadth from the reality in the narration of it.

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Here everybody shall find the remains of a fine feast of a medium size religious story, and soon be eating up spiritual jellies and moral cakes and all that was nice regarding to the Dating under the observation of The Religion. Maybe a few among you will suddenly find their pets growling and barking, mewing, even roaring. Then you shall not get angry and ask "What is that?" On the contrary you will like that music reflecting both your and your pets' obligatorily shown sensibilities of Dating!