Laws About Sex

Laws about sex

Postby Faw_Peter » 04 Dec 2008, 00:57

UK - no chance meeting
If you plan to stay in a UK pub and then pick up the nearest beauty, in UK it is not recommended to do that, the law forbids it you may be fined up to 180 euros or three jail months.

USA
Condoms are very rarely used. Thus, catching AIDS becomes very easy. Certain states forbid condoms at all.

Ireland - condoms import is totally forbidden

Gawai
If you have sex with a girl who did not reach the age of 18, her parents may be put to jail

Hungary
In Budapest, you are allowed to make sex only in darkness

Italy
Certain nudist beaches allow only women to be naked, while men are not.

China - don't lok at the legs. Do not ever pay attention on dressed women with her naked legs. This is tough infringements for the Chinese, and you may go to jail.

Estonia - forbidden to play checkers during the act of sex.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Andrewz » 07 Feb 2009, 00:53

yes, USA should revise its sexual behaviour, as they may spread STDs all over the world. As for Hungary, it's really funny :lol: sex only in the dark - the police should watch people during the act, so that they don't turn on the light by mistake
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Benn » 11 Feb 2009, 23:31

why I envy Estonians for the ability of playing checkers during sex :lol: very smart people :super
In Virginia, USA oral sex is prohibited.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Steven » 15 Feb 2009, 23:30

Could anybody expect this from Mexicans:

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Faw_Peter » 17 Feb 2009, 00:36

Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. :livre
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Benn » 17 Feb 2009, 21:03

Again USA, with its strange laws: in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. :lol:
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Faw_Peter » 21 Feb 2009, 17:46

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad (New Mexico) no couple should make a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains and they close the window.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Benn » 22 Feb 2009, 15:06

Stupidest ever: in Montana there is a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby M.Helen » 24 Feb 2009, 20:30

again USA - In Kingsville, Texas there is a law that prohibits two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Benn » 25 Feb 2009, 21:56

In Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Steven » 01 Mar 2009, 13:57

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is obliged to offer each guest a clean and pressed nightshirt. Even if they are married, no couple may sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby M.Helen » 05 Mar 2009, 00:24

In Guam, there are men who have the official profession to deprive girls of virginity.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Terry » 06 Mar 2009, 00:52

In Illionois: if at least one of the partners during sex will pronounce "no", the other partner is obliged to stop doing what he was doing.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Faw_Peter » 09 Mar 2009, 16:04

In Ireland, the import of condoms is prohibited. Authorities consider that sex is required only for making children.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby Terry » 15 Mar 2009, 00:46

In Maryland, USA, you are not allowed to buy condoms from a machine if it doesn't sell alcoholic drinks (like beer) at once.
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Re: Laws about sex

Postby tricker » 23 Apr 2009, 23:35

Estonia - forbidden to play checkers during the act of sex.


:lol: :lol: :lol: I didn't know Estonians are sex bombs! :super
I wish I could do this. Interesting, what is the punishment if a couple is caught for that? :quoi
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