A Man Dreams About...

A man dreams about...

Postby Steven » 01 Mar 2009, 14:43

A man wants that:
- The international women's day is redated to 29 of February.
- Plastic surgery for augmenting breasts is included in the compulsory medical assistance insurance.
- It would be enough to cross your fingers during the sexual act in order to avoid pregnancy.
- you women - to be allergic to diamonds, gold, jewelry
- all women were called the same ;)
- bikini would be considered the best business suit

And what do you want? :)
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Re: A man dreams about...

Postby Benn » 04 Mar 2009, 00:48

I want women to start behaving naturally, following the way they really think and not the way they think it's correct. I'm sick and tired of listening their lessonsabout how to correctly live your life.
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Re: A man dreams about...

Postby M.Helen » 05 Mar 2009, 00:17

Benn wrote:I want women to start behaving naturally, following the way they really think and not the way they think it's correct. I'm sick and tired of listening their lessonsabout how to correctly live your life.


Benn, take it as advice. Don't take us too serious. We actually are behaving naturally. By the way, I also think that bikini would be the best business suit for us - no barriers will appear in business, especially when it comes to signing a contract ;)
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Re: A man dreams about...

Postby Terry » 06 Mar 2009, 00:50

I dream about having several wives at once. When one is "busy" with her headache, the other one is available. :super I always envied sultans who have their own harem. :)
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Re: A man dreams about...

Postby Benn » 06 Mar 2009, 11:59

Terry wrote:I dream about having several wives at once. When one is "busy" with her headache, the other one is available. :super I always envied sultans who have their own harem. :)


you said it brother. But the negative part is that you will have to maintain all your wives at once. This means a lot of work to do, however the pleasure covers the effort. :)
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Re: A man dreams about...

Postby Faw_Peter » 09 Mar 2009, 16:01

Plastic surgery for augmenting breasts is included in the compulsory medical assistance insurance


YES, will vote for that :super However I don't really like unnatural boobs :)
I am dreaming of having two girlfriends at once, and not just girlfriends - I want them to be sister-twins! Oh yeah baby! :langue
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Re: A man dreams about...

Postby Faw_Peter » 15 Mar 2009, 21:55

We want girls who will not demand commitments from us. We want freedom, it's very important for us to feel free, regardless of whom we love.
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Re: A man dreams about...

Postby Riser » 01 Apr 2009, 22:07

I support your ideas Steven :super
I'm dreaming of being surrounded by beautiful women permanently, wherever I go. I'm dreaming of becoming a boss and have a cute young secretary ;-)
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